female and from Chicago. I'm a chef, a comic, and completely nuts... so yeah. I love all things Harry potter, anything anglophile, a movie dork, doctor who, hula hooping, lady gaga, fashion, random art, foxes, and pretty much anything else that tickles my fancy! Remember don't pet the sweaty stuff and don't sweat the petty stuff!
Ask me anything
Defeat is an embodiment
of desires in starvation and no meals
(Source: m0rbid-things, via welshwolfskin)
(Source: day-by-day-im-fading-away, via welshwolfskin)
aries: calm down dude, you need less energy
taurus: quit always being so calm dude, you need more energy
gemini: there’s a fine line between cocky and confident
cancer: it’s not that deep
leo: we’re not all interested in watching you to see what you do next
virgo: why are y’all so critical of other people
libra: drama doesn’t “follow you”, you start it
scorpio: you’re not always right about people you haven’t even spoken to
sagittarius: why don’t you think things through
capricorn: y’all act like robots but we all know the feelings are in there somewhere
aquarius: you guys are rude without even realizing it cause you’re so oblivious to the feelings of others
pisces: you keep overlooking the real world because you’re afraid to face it
i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready.
(via not-your-lil-girl)
